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"IF YOU'RE READING THIS" Bumper Magnet

"IF YOU'RE READING THIS" Bumper Magnet

Regular price $6.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $6.99 USD
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Quantity
5'' × 5'' 10'' × 3'' 7.5'' × 4.5''
Width, in 5.00 10.00 7.50
Height, in 5.00 3.00 4.50

If they can read this, they’re entirely too close.

Stop letting people tailgate you in traffic. This heavy-duty bumper magnet flips an iconic, hand-drawn scratchy script layout into a functional driving deterrent. Built with a deadpan internet-culture aesthetic, it locks a clear message onto your vehicle while keeping your rear bumper safe from zero-distance drivers.

Specs & Details

  • Premium Magnetic Strength: Engineered from heavy-duty 30mil magnetic vinyl that stays locked onto your car at highway speeds without slipping.
  • Stark Matte Finish: High-contrast black text on a clean, solid white matte background to minimize road glare and maximize readability from the car behind you.
  • Weatherproof Construction: Fully waterproof, UV-resistant, and scratch-resistant. Built to withstand heavy rain, car washes, and intense sun exposure without fading.
  • Zero Paint Damage: 100% removable, repositionable, and reusable. Slap it onto any magnetic steel bumper or trunk panel instantly, and peel it off whenever you want without dealing with sticky adhesive residue.
  • Placement: Works universally on any magnetic metal surface (trunk lids, steel tailgates, or rear bumper panels). Note: Ensure your bumper is metallic and not fiberglass or plastic before applying.

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