{"product_id":"if-youre-reading-this-bumper-magnet","title":"\"IF YOU'RE READING THIS\" Bumper Magnet","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e5'' × 5''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e10'' × 3''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e7.5'' × 4.5''\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            5.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            10.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            7.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Height, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            5.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            4.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf they can read this, they’re entirely too close.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStop letting people tailgate you in traffic. This heavy-duty bumper magnet flips an iconic, hand-drawn scratchy script layout into a functional driving deterrent. Built with a deadpan internet-culture aesthetic, it locks a clear message onto your vehicle while keeping your rear bumper safe from zero-distance drivers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSpecs \u0026amp; Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Magnetic Strength:\u003c\/strong\u003e Engineered from heavy-duty 30mil magnetic vinyl that stays locked onto your car at highway speeds without slipping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStark Matte Finish:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-contrast black text on a clean, solid white matte background to minimize road glare and maximize readability from the car behind you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWeatherproof Construction:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fully waterproof, UV-resistant, and scratch-resistant. Built to withstand heavy rain, car washes, and intense sun exposure without fading.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eZero Paint Damage:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% removable, repositionable, and reusable. Slap it onto any magnetic steel bumper or trunk panel instantly, and peel it off whenever you want without dealing with sticky adhesive residue.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlacement:\u003c\/strong\u003e Works universally on any magnetic metal surface (trunk lids, steel tailgates, or rear bumper panels). \u003cem\u003eNote: Ensure your bumper is metallic and not fiberglass or plastic before applying.\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"5'' × 5'' \/ Rectangle \/ 1 pc","offer_id":45943100604495,"sku":"27122461279770969362","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10'' × 3'' \/ Rectangle \/ 1 pc","offer_id":45943100637263,"sku":"19588070118754846152","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7.5'' × 4.5'' \/ Rectangle \/ 1 pc","offer_id":45943100670031,"sku":"67715004088583487450","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/9832\/5327\/files\/10399222879244754101_2048.jpg?v=1781896125","url":"https:\/\/wrongaislesupply.com\/products\/if-youre-reading-this-bumper-magnet","provider":"Wrong Aisle Fr","version":"1.0","type":"link"}